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Friday, November 14, 2003 |
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Dept. of Martian Chronicles
From the NASA press release:
Delta-Like Fan On Mars Suggests Ancient Rivers Were Persistent Maybe we should start calling in "Marsasota?"
Oh yaaaaa. |
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Dept. of Empire
Weenie, weenie, weenie.
The £4m blitz will involve all Scotland Yard's armed units and up to 5,000 officers, Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens said.
How......Imperial of him. |
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Dept. of The Good Old Days ![]() It's good to know that there are still gangsters in Las Vegas. I guess the "What happens here, stays here" ad campaign is working.
Yakuza-LV Money Laundering. 3:35:12 PM |
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Dept. of Memes It's Friday! Time for another dopey internet quiz!
The Midnighter was a secret product of the labs of Henry Bendix, part of his Stormwatch "Academy" program, the members of whom were duped into becoming Bednix's personal Stormwatch team. One of many individuals given superpowers by that ruthless personage, he lost his original identity in the process. He was transformed into "Night's Bringer of War", a living weapon designed to "hit thing's until they don't work anymore. The Midnighter automatically analyses every situation he is in as a combat scenario, his computerised senses instantaneously checking out multiple battle strategies until he has located the best one to win the fight at minimal effort. To aid him in the actual fight he has heightened reflexes and strength, and a superb knowledge of most forms of combat.
What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
Props to Adam for the link. |
Panther troubleshooting report issued by MacFixIt. MacFixIt has posted "In-depth Mac OS X 10.3 Troubleshooting", the first of four exclusive special reports sponsored by Small Dog Electronics, an e-commerce company that sells new and refurbished Apple computers, software and peripherals. [MacCentral]3:01:42 PM |
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Dept. of "Aw Gee"
Source: Boing Boing Blog; 11/14/03; 12:15:21 PM. Ruminator Books's auction. Ruminator Books, an indie bookseller in St Paul, MN, is in dire financial straits and is holding an auction in order to keep its doors open. 2:59:08 PM |
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Dept. of Why Am I Not Surprised?
Nothing of substance reported from today's meeting between Koizumi and Rumsfeld.[Nippon Goro Goro]
I mean, it's pretty hard to have a substantive conversation with a murderous sociopath. |
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Dept. of Evil Emperors
The U.S. and the U.K. share a new wrinkle in their "special relationship" - lots of folks on both sides of the big pond can't stand Dubya. Heck, the English might even hate him more than Americans do. After all, supposedly just under half of American voters actually voted for Chimpy.
It is not only Bush the Chicken-hawk warmonger and promoter-in-chief of the great illusion about Saddam's weapons of mass destruction who they will be denouncing. It is also Bush the ignorant, self-righteous Christian warrior, Bush the smirking executioner and Bush the believer in one law for America and another for everyone else. And, of course, Bush the "Toxic Texan", an image made flesh by the "ghost ships" bearing down on Hartlepool, whose US-produced contaminants will find a last resting place on Britain's unpolluted isle. It's like the U.S. has its very own Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev.
Happy stagnation! |

You are The Midnighter.
As an old friend of 

Indeed, today's Washington has a whiff of Soviet ways; suffocating internal discipline, resentment of even reasoned, moderate opposition, and a refusal to admit even the tiniest error. For imperialists, read "evildoers". With their condescending "we know best" attitude, Messrs Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the rest offer as close an impersonation of the Politburo as you will find. As was said of the pre-glasnost Kremlin then, so with the White House now: you know nothing, but understand everything.

