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Sunday, December 28, 2003 |
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Dept. of Regrets
Pete, Pete, Pete.
'If I had had a gun, I would have shot myself,' he tells The Observer in an exclusive interview. 'And if I had shot myself, it would have been f*****g awful because it would have confirmed what everybody thought.'
Yes, but only if he'd shot himself in the face, thus making it easy to confuse him with infamous accused child and face molester, Michael Jackson. |
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Dept. of Amusements
Imagine the money you'll save! |


