What The Hell Am I Doing Here?

  Saturday, December 13, 2003


Dept. of Boo-'Effing-Hoo

When a One-of-a-Kind Car Looks So Last Year. Chrysler had no idea that the PT Cruiser would be such a hit when it went on sale in the spring of 2000, or that its buzz would evaporate three years later. By Micheline Maynard. [New York Times: Technology]

Dude, it looks like Col. Klink's staff car!!! Trendy? Nazi? Trendy?

Either way, we're talking dated.

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A fascinating panorama from Peter Murphy:

A picture named bapticon.jpgThousands of Jehovah Witnesses are in town for a big Convention at Olympic Park.  Part of the action today was this mass baptism ceremony - panorama. This venue, once known as Olympic Stadium - built for the Olympics for the opening/closing ceremonies, athletics etc - is now called Telstra Stadium (following the universal practice in Sydney these days of selling off corporate naming rights for major sporting venues). [Peter Murphy's Panoramic VR Weblog]

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Dept. of We're Not, In Fact, In Kansas

A picture named twistercicle.jpg Click it, make it BiG.

It just keeps growing, especially when the dryer is running, as it vents to the roof.

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Dept. of The Squirrel Who Came Out Of The Cold

A picture named coldsquirrel.jpg These Squirrels Are Super Cool. The arctic ground squirrel can lower its body temperature to that of a popsicle. If scientists can figure out how, hibernating space flight and longer shelf life for transplant organs may be possible. By Louise Knapp. [Wired News]

2004: A Squirrel Odyssey!

The arctic ground squirrel can drop its internal temperature to as low as minus three degrees Celsius. While another animal's blood would freeze in its veins, the hibernating squirrel's keeps right on flowing.

Scientists at the University of Alaska Fairbanks want to tap into these supercooling talents for human use. One of the applications they foresee is long-distance space travel.

I can see it now....

"Open the Habitrail doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry Rocky, I can't do that."

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  Friday, December 12, 2003


Dept. of Mission Acomplished

A picture named taliban.jpg Video 'shows Taleban regrouping'. The BBC receives a video showing for the first time regrouping Taleban fighters roaming freely in Afghanistan. [BBC News | News Front Page | UK Edition]

Remember our other war? The one that isn't going so well?

I know, it's hard to keep the debacles straight.

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Dept. of Commerce

A picture named whathellselling.jpg Remember, nothing says love like a wet cat.

A picture named shopnow.jpg

Go forth and purchase.

I gotta drive dad around town again today. Catch y'all later.

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Dept. of Hanging In

A picture named icicle_of_damolces.jpg Click, make BiG.

Damn cold out today:

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Dept. of Connections

A picture named bloodyphil.jpgMost amusing referral of the week.

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Dept. of The Usual Suspects

Pentagon Finds Halliburton Overcharged on Iraq Contracts. The Pentagon found evidence of violations in billions of dollars worth of reconstruction contracts for Iraq that were awarded to Halliburton. By Douglas Jehl. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

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  Thursday, December 11, 2003


Dept. of Co-Pilots

A picture named slantscoot.jpg The usual stuff about clicking and BiG making applies.

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Dept. of Sweet And Lowdown

A picture named django.jpg Hey.

Long day, spent ferrying my dad around town and other errands.

I'm too pooped to really blog as usual and even with my new reading glasses, the stories in my news aggregator still look too overwhelmingly crowded to go through.

So, I'm listening to Django Reinhart and lusting over a Gitane guitar. (makes a great gift!)

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  Wednesday, December 10, 2003


Props to BoingBoing for the laugh of the day:

Election Day 2004 newspaper parody. Excellent Fark.com Photoshop contest -- front pages on Election Day 2004. Link (thanks, rb!)
[Boing Boing Blog]

What else is there to say?

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Dept. of Glaciers Pt. 2

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You know the clicking drill.

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Dept. of Glaciers, Backyard

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As always, click on the photo and make it BiG.

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Pixies to release DVD!

Cool! One of my favorite bands of all time, releasing a collection of videos and a documentary:

The DVD will feature eight Pixies videos, for such tracks as "Debaser," "Here Comes Your Man" and "Monkey Gone to Heaven." Also included is the documentary "Gouge," which was shown on British television a few years ago and sports interviews with Radiohead's Thom Yorke, David Bowie (news) and U2 frontman Bono.

Rounding out the package is a 1988 concert taped at London's Town and Country on the Pixies' maiden tour of the region.

::drool::

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  Tuesday, December 9, 2003


Dept. of Let It Snow! Let It Snow! etc...

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Happy Northern Hemisphere Holiday Greetings from Domino!

As always, click on the snowy photo to make it BiG.

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Dept. of Que

A picture named line.jpg Title: Longest Line
Location: Ginza Apple Store (Tokyo)
Director: Masanori Fukumoto
Date: Sunday, November 30, 2003
Description: Be sure to watch the whole thing, it's truly UNBELIEVABLE

And it truly is. Watch it all the way to the end.

Tokyo LOVES Apple. Yes they do.

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Dept. of Wild Blue Yonders

A picture named ss1flight10.jpg SpaceShipOne performs seventh glide flight. SpaceShipOne (SS1), the suborbital RLV under developed by Scaled Composites, performed its seventh glide test... [spacetoday.net]

Hey, things are going along swimmingly for the gang at Scaled Composites! Who knows, maybe I'll get that ride into space after all.

SS1 performed a set of maneuvers during the flight, including a 4-g pull-up and stability tests. The vehicle also performed a "full functional check" of its propulsion system by cold flowing nitrous oxide oxidizer during the flight. "All propulsion components, displays and functionality performed as designed," the company noted in a description of the flight on its web site.

Note to my buddy Jason- they're using nitrous as fuel, though it's some sort of secret solid type.

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DEPT OF I WAS HAVING A SANDWICH

A picture named screamkrak.jpg More Than a 'Scream': A Blast Felt Round the World. Did the volanic explosion at Krakatoa inspire Edvard Munch's most famous work? By Leon Jaroff. [New York Times: Science]

...WHEN I NOTICED THAT I WAS VERY INSPIRATIONAL TO DEPRESSED NORWEGIAN PAINTERS WHO MUCH LIKE ME ARE TORMENTED BY CHILDISH ROOMMATES AND WHO LONG TO HAVE A PUPPY.

This familiar painting, "The Scream," is Edvard Munch's most famous work. Yet for more than a century, the event that inspired it has eluded identification.

Munch makes clear in a journal entry that "The Scream" grew from an experience he had while walking near Christiania (now Oslo) at sunset.

"All at once the sky became blood-red . . . clouds like blood and tongues of fire hung above the blue-black fjord and the city . . . and I stood alone, trembling with anxiety . . . I felt a great unending scream piercing through nature," it says.

THAT IS ALL.

Yes, it's an in-joke.

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Dept. of Weather

A picture named 12_9_snow.jpg We gots snow!

As always, click on the photo to make it BiG.

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  Monday, December 8, 2003


Dept of Madness

A picture named idfadvisors.jpg Israel trains US assassin squads. Special forces in Iraq advised by Israelis on agressive counter-insurgency tactics. [Guardian Unlimited]

This is very disturbing news. Let's face it, it makes the U.S. look like a pawn of Sharon's Israel. And that's not just my opinion.

US special forces teams are already behind the lines inside Syria attempting to kill foreign jihadists before they cross the border, and a group focused on the "neutralisation" of guerrilla leaders is being set up, according to sources familiar with the operations.

"This is basically an assassination programme. That is what is being conceptualised here. This is a hunter-killer team," said a former senior US intelligence official, who added that he feared the new tactics and enhanced cooperation with Israel would only inflame a volatile situation in the Middle East.

"It is bonkers, insane. Here we are - we're already being compared to Sharon in the Arab world, and we've just confirmed it by bringing in the Israelis and setting up assassination teams."

So, it looks like we've given up on winning hearts and minds and have decided to just kill Arabs.

A picture named occuupation.jpg Obscene. And stupid.

Does this sound like an American commander:

Colonel Ralph Peters, a former army intelligence officer and a critic of Pentagon policy in Iraq, said yesterday there was nothing wrong with learning lessons wherever possible.

"When we turn to anyone for insights, it doesn't mean we blindly accept it," Col Peters said. "But I think what you're seeing is a new realism. The American tendency is to try to win all the hearts and minds. In Iraq, there are just some hearts and minds you can't win. Within the bounds of human rights, if you do make an example of certain villages it gets the attention of the others, and attacks have gone down in the area."

This tragic mess gets more tragic and messy with each new development.

Illustrations from Gush Shalom

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Dept. of Writ

A picture named suethecylon.jpg SCO, MPAA, RIAA jointly sue entire world

Washington DC and Lindon Utah -- During a fictitious teleconference yesterday, three of America's most active intellectual property litigators announced that they have decided to pool their efforts and jointly file what they're calling "a reverse class action suit against every human being on the entire planet."

The name of the new group formed by SCO, MPAA, and RIAA is ORAMITY, which stands for "Our Rights Are More Important Than Yours."

"We have not ruled out legal action against beings on other planets who may be illegally copying radio or TV transmissions they pick up from their spacecraft or with super-powerful receivers on their home worlds," said ORAMITY spokesperson Hilary McBralenti, "but for now we are confining ourselves to inhabitants of Earth."

Now we know why the Cylons are so pissed off.

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Battlestar Galactica progress report:

YEAH!!!!!

kickass.

Much better than I expected.

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Initial report- the first fifteen minutes of Battlestar Galactica have kicked ass.

Love the new Cylons.

That is all.

For now.

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Dept. of Hakuna Mutata

A picture named meerkat.gif Cat or Meerkat?. Is the meerkat called that because it resembles a cat? By C. Claiborne Ray. [New York Times: Science]

I love meerkats.

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Dept. of I Didn't Go To Burger King

What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? .

It has to be YOUR way. But when it isn't, you panic, but hold your ground. You keep your gun pointed and trigger finger ready, but you'd never really hurt anyone. Though you like being tough, feeling control, you often enjoy blending in and being part of the ordinary human race.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Fuuuuuuck.

Link props to Adam, such as they are.

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Korean trio missing in Antarctic. [BBC News ] UPDATED>Three South Koreans still missing and another is reported dead as an Antarctic mission runs into trouble. [Nippon Goro Goro]

Damn, nasty business.

Antarctica will kill you if you aren't 100% on your game.

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Signs of Intelligence: Please Help Me Help Others!. Just three weeks left to get a tax deduction for this year! Help me help others with AIDS/Lifecycle! Lots of exclamation points!!! [Morons Dot Org]

Help Nick help others and contribute to his pledge drive, please.

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Dept. of The Man Is Hard At Work

A picture named idiot.jpg Morons in the News: Zero Intelligence Claims Another Victim. The expulsion for a year of a high school student has been upheld. Her crime? She had some Advil. [Morons Dot Org]

The stupidity of school administrators never ceases to amaze and infuriate me.

A student expelled from Parkway High for a year for having Advil, an over-the-counter pain reliever, will not be allowed to return to the school.

Kelly Herpin and daughter Amanda Stiles, a sophomore, appealed the one-year expulsion to a Bossier Parish School Board committee Thursday night, spending about 10 minutes with the board's administrative committee behind closed doors.

At what point did people in the U.S. lose all common sense and start using bazookas to hunt down every little mosquito that bothers them?

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Dept. of Going Down (with the ship)

A picture named sinkingship.jpg Kazaa shuts down Kazaa Lite. Legal threats [The Register]

ARRRR! A cyber-pirate ship sinks on the shoals of commerce, me mateys!

Sharman Networks, the company behind the original Kazaa, approached the ISP of every website that hosted the program and ordered its removal on grounds of copyright infringement.

Kazaa Lite K++ is one of many light versions of the popular file-sharing program, but it wasn't developed by Sharman Networks. K++ was set up to offer a version free of the growing amount of spy and adware within the original Kazaa Media Desktop Program.



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Dept. of Today It Hit The Fan

A picture named bigfish.jpg From Best Photos of the Year, we see a small fish having a very bad day.

And they say fish can't express emotions?

I know just how the little fish feels.

For that matter, I know how the big one feels, too- Muuuummmmm, trout!

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Stocks Set to Slide as Dollar Continues to Fall. Stocks were set to open lower as the dollar slid against the euro, deepening concerns that U.S. investments are losing allure internationally. By Reuters. [New York Times: Business]

Welcome to the recovery-less recovery!

War is peace! etc...

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Dept. of Reflections

A picture named silenceposter.jpg When Political Art Mattered. Only once in the 20th century did creative works really change the consciousness and the policies of the country: the 80's, in response to the AIDS epidemic. How? And why? By Jesse Green. [New York Times: Health]

Excellent extended article about the birth of queer agitprop.

I can't help but wonder if the silver lining inside the cloud that is AIDS is that the AIDS crisis galvanized Queer society and gave it a focus and a legitimate moral voice that even the mainstream could no longer discount.

Perhaps, the multitude of souls who perished of AIDS did not die in vain, perhaps they were the brave warriors whose sacrifice will bring freedom to those of us left behind.

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Opening the door to a new week.

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  Sunday, December 7, 2003


Dept. of Tis The Season

A picture named domidays.jpg Took photos of my nieces and the dog for my folks' Xmas cards this afternoon.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

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Dept. of Cojones

A picture named carter.jpg Vanity Fair's editor battles George Bush. Media: Graydon Carter is one of the biggest names in US magazines. Now Vanity Fair's editor is gunning for George Bush. [Guardian Unlimited]

Go go Graydon!!!

Carter has turned his normally innocuous monthly Editor's Letter into a campaign for 'regime change'.

His January 2004 letter will blast Bush's 'wrongheaded' state visit to Britain, ridicule Tony Blair as having a schoolboy's crush on the President and slam 'deceptions' in the run-up to a war in Iraq that is 'out of control'.

In previous columns he has accused Bush of lying over weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and shaming the country by allowing members of the Saudi royal family to fly out of the US without questioning two days after the 11 September terrorist attacks. He has slammed healthcare gaps, security, the burgeoning deficit, tax cuts for the rich, the US reputation abroad and corruption.

Love it.

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Japan-U.S. Embassy (Kyodo).  It appears that the United States has not paid the rent for its embassy in Tokyo since 1998. The U.S. State Department contends it owns the land. Japan says the property belongs to the Foreign Ministry. No plans, so far, to evict the Yanks.

[Nippon Goro Goro]

It's amazing how the U.S. government keeps finding new ways to piss off our friends and neighbors.

It's quite a, um, errrr, uh, talent.

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Dept. of BiG Evil

A picture named bigboy.jpg US spending surges to historic level. Vote on gargantuan bill in Congress caps a year of stunning growth in government. [Christian Science Monitor | Top Stories]

And to think that there are actually people who buy the LIE that Republicans are the party of "small government."

More like small-minded and hard-hearted and patently criminal.

President Bush and the Republican-led Congress are spending money at a rate not seen since World War II - and America's expanding war on terrorism isn't the main reason.

Spending for national security, it is true, has surged due to the military effort in Iraq and stepped-up homeland security. But judging by a bill that Congress is taking up Monday, the lasting fiscal legacy of the Bush administration will also include a historic rise in domestic spending that could affect everything from consumer interest rates to a fiscal landscape that could force epic tax increases in future.

Read his lips- you're all screwed.

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U.S. Remembers Pearl Harbor Attack. PEARL HARBOR, Hawaii (AP) -- With a giant American flag waving at half-staff under a cloudy sky, an aging and dwindling group of Pearl Harbor survivors gathered Sunday to commemorate the Japanese attack that launched the United States into World War II 62 years ago. By The Associated Press. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]

Today was reached at his home in Infamy, where he refused comment.

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Japan-WWII Brothels (Los Angeles Times).

A recently declassified report reveals how Japan ran brothels during World War II.

 

[Nippon Goro Goro]

This is not the chicken ranch.

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Zimbabwe quits Commonwealth. Zimbabwe withdraws from the Commonwealth after member states decide to extend its suspension. [BBC News | News Front Page | UK Edition]

Was that the sound of the shit hitting the fan?

Is there anything that can stop Mugabe from dragging his country down into hell?

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Dept. of Awards

A picture named perry.jpg Transvestite potter wins Turner. Grayson Perry is named winner of this year's Turner Prize for contemporary art at a ceremony in London. [BBC News | News Front Page | UK Edition]

Th photo's caption, a quote from Perry, pretty much says it all.

Perry accepted the award in a dress, as his female alter-ego Claire, thanked his wife and said he was "stunned".

A popular choice among the public, he beat off competition from the favourites, the Chapman brothers.



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Dept. of Relaxation

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Click the photo to make it BiG.

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Dept. of What To Watch

The power of prophecy. Mike Nichols' HBO production of Tony Kushner's "Angels in America" brings the most glorious, most thrilling and most painful work of contemporary American theater into the living room. [Salon.com]

For you folks with HBO, be sure to catch this tonight. But wait until you've seen it to read the linked review- its chock full of spoilers.

Better go to the store and get some more kleenex......

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