What The Hell Am I Doing Here?
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Saturday, December 20, 2003 |
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Dept. of Holiday Visitors
She's a sweet little cat- got a motorboat purr and is very talkative. Not too fond of Bob and Scooter; there were growls and hisses to be had. She liked Domino and even gave him a little bump.
You can see Scooter glowering in the background of the photo on the left.
A Sassy Photo Gallery |
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Dept. of Tough Love BoingBoing gets all medieval on A&E's ass:
A&E gratuitously slams science fiction.
Hit 'em again!!! |
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Dept. of Hauntings
Ohhhhh spooky!!! Could it be the ghost of Jane Seymour's agent, looking for her career? Or maybe it's actually Gareth, of TV's The Office, looking out after fire regulations, because after all, not only is he in the territorial army:
One of the palace's security guards said: "It is incredibly spooky because the face just didn't look human." Definitely Gareth. Because it sure isn't a ghost.
Professor Richard Wiseman, a psychology researcher from Hertfordshire University, yesterday cast doubt on the footage. 12:00:29 PM |
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Dept. of I Think Faces Are Really Glamourous, Don't You?
(Quicktime .mov 11M) |
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Friday, December 19, 2003 |
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Dept. of Naughty
This page must infringe at least a dozen copyrights whilst violating good taste. BRAVO! Says I!
Link props to Sister. |
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Dept. of Civil Liberties
Yay! A federal court shuts down the Music Gestapo!
``It's an incredible ruling, a blow for the little guy,'' said Bob Barnes, a grandfather in Fresno, Calif., who was targeted by one of the earliest subpoenas from the Recording Industry Association of America but isn't among the hundreds who have been sued so far. Not exactly a total victory, but a step in the right direction- protecting the rights of the individual over the billion dollar profits of multinational corporations.
What the ruling means for file swappers |
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Dept. of Even More Reasons To Be Scared Shitless
Messianism
It gets worse, my brethren. |
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Dept. of Space News
Beagle 2 will land on Mars on Christmas day, UCT. Merry Christmas Invasion, Martians! NASA releases first images from, new name for, SIRTF. NASA on Thursday released the first images taken by its new Space Infrared Telescope Facility (... [spacetoday.net] Click photo at right to enlarge. Allen revealed as SS1 backer. Billionaire Paul Allen confirmed late Wednesday that he is the financial supporter of Scaled Composites'... [spacetoday.net] Hey, Micro$oft isn't totally worthless after all!
Allen said in a press release that he has sponsored the SS1 project, which is attempting to win the X Prize. Allen had long been rumored to be the backer, but he had declined to confirm the speculation until after SS1 performed its first powered flight test on Wednesday. Allen was on hand for the test flight.
That's your Space News for today! |
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Dept. of Duh Yeah, it's another quiz.
1:12:26 PM |
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We're ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!! WHAT? oh.
never mind. |
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Dept. of Befuddlement
He's the perfect pop star for a moment when American culture is so passionately committed to conformity that the term "hater" gets applied to anyone with an opinion more personal than "click-to-add-to-cart." That isn't Justin's fault, needless to say. We live in an age silly enough to turn Paula Abdul into Martha Wash, yet pompous enough to expect teen-pop pretties to namecheck Donnie Hathaway the way the New Kids were expected to namecheck Big Daddy Kane. There's no coherent pop mainstream for ambitious musicians to cross over to, or to react against, or to skim energy from, or to influence. Didn't get a word.
In a related story, phil gets all lowercase on sasha frere-jones. |
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Thursday, December 18, 2003 |
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Dept. of Deep, Space
Yes, our universe is expanding just like your holiday waistline. And, not unlike yourself, you can blame a mysterious substance- dark matter, that disappearing last slice of pie in the fridge of cosmology .
Welcome to the dark side. Around 73% of the universe is made not of matter or radiation but of a mysterious force called dark energy, a kind of gravity in reverse. Dark energy is listed as the breakthrough of the year in the US journal Science today. Interestingly enough, purloined leftovers make up 4% of all holiday eating binges. Coincidence?!?
I think not! |
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Dept. of Inquiries
Which Letterman Lawsuit Are You?
Props to Don |
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Dept. of One-Stop Shopping
I promise this will be the last time I flog the store this week. |
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Dept. of Commerce
Wet Cat Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Because julie asked for one. |
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Dept. of Hip Ain't What It Used To Be
Standards are down all over.
In a related story, local cats, dog, jump on flashmob bandwagon. |
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Dept. of APPLE NOTICE
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Damn, boingboing is finding so much good stuff today:
DIY medieval tapestry. 1:11:07 PM |
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Dept. of Get Legal On The Phone, PRONTO!
Whoops! |
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Source: Boing Boing Blog; 12/18/03; 12:49:15 PM.
Dead Logo Graveyard. 12:59:02 PM |
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Source: Boing Boing Blog; 12/18/03; 12:49:16 PM.
Canadian Feds adopt RSS. The Canadian government is syndicating its daily news items as RSS feeds. There are a bunch of feeds running, including: 12:58:29 PM |
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Dept. of Damn Yankees The Slat Rat provides the laugh of the day!
This is for Peter: Evil almost always wears a Yankees cap.. 12:28:20 PM |
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003 |
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Dept. of Holiday Cheer
Reindeer Dog Ash Grey T-Shirt
All profits go towards getting me out of Nebraska. And that's what I call cheer. |
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Current Editorials: The American Family Association wants your opinion!. AFA poll asks what you think of gay marriage. [Morons Dot Org]
Vote Now! |
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Dept. of Stuff, Right
Unlike the folks at Kitty Hawk today, the Rutans are oozing the Right Stuff.
SpaceShipOne Test Pilot, Brian Binnie then flew the ship to a stable, 0.55 mach gliding flight condition, started a pull-up, and fired its hybrid rocket motor. Nine seconds later, SpaceShipOne broke the sound barrier and continued its steep powered ascent. The climb was very aggressive, accelerating forward at more than 3-g while pulling upward at more than 2.5-g. At motor shutdown, 15 seconds after ignition, SpaceShipOne was climbing at a 60-degree angle and flying near 1.2 Mach (930 mph).
I think the Wrights would have approved- look forward, not back. |
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Dept. of Stuff, Wrong
Guess they didn't have the Wright stuff. |
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Current Editorials: Bush Declares War on Gays. First Afghanistan, then Iraq, and now law-abiding, tax-paying American citizens who happen to be sexually attracted to members of the same sex... [Morons Dot Org] Arrrgh.
Elections can't come soon enough. |
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Another good one from BoingBoing:
Anti-road-piss campaign from Washington State. 1:59:50 PM |
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Blockbuster prez calls for end to DVD region-coding. The President of Blockbuster has called for an end to region-coding in DVDs:
"I believe, in addition to the elimination of two-tier pricing, the studios should also make another significant strike against piracy with the elimination of regional coding," he said. "The extra time on windows created by regional coding is an opportunity that pirates exploit." His reasoning is a little mealy-mouthed. This isn't "pirates exploiting opportunities," it's more like "customers routing around market-failures," as when the product they demand isn't offered for sale, or when they discover that they can buy the same product for half the money in a different part of the world. (via /.) [Boing Boing Blog] Spot-on.
Another example of big entertainment's "punish the customer for our mistakes" policy. |
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003 |
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Dept. of Not Feeling Yourself
Now, does that look like a man on drugs? No way. A crazy-ass wino, sure! That homeless guy who pees on your neighbor's mums, hell yeah! But on DRUGS?
"How do you believe they can capture him if they didn't drug him? I don't doubt it, I'm sure that they couldn't (have captured him otherwise)," she said, speaking by telephone from Jordan, where she was granted asylum after the US-led war to oust Saddam. Well, yeah. He does.
Shoot, if I was living in a hole, hiding from U.S. Special Forces, I'd sure as hell be doing some drugs. POWERFUL drugs. None of that Robotripping crap, like those kids in Korea. Nope. I'd go for the good stuff. |
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Dept. of Tourism, High
Well, SOMEONE'S going to get a ride into space.
The report, which quoted Space Adventures CEO Eric Anderson, said that two unidentified Americans have agreed to spend $20 million each for the flights. One of the tourists will fly on a mission in the third quarter of 2004, while the other will fly sometime in 2005. ird quarter of 2004, while the other will fly sometime in 2005. No details about the tourists were provided other than that one of them is a 38-year-old male Manhattan real estate developer. Bastard.
And here I am, still waiting for my frickin' jetpack. |
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Dept. of I Did It For Daddy Saddam should die, says Bush. President Bush calls for Saddam Hussein to face the death penalty. [Guardian Unlimited]
George Dubya Boosh finds yet another way to piss off our allies and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, by insisting on death for the man who tried to kill his daddy. |
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Dept. of Siege Engines Oh hell. I want one. Either that, or I'd like Adam to teach me to make a crossbow.
Wrist-mounted catapault watch. 11:14:52 PM |
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Dept. of Home Improvement
And you thought your house was a nightmare! Talk about triumph over adversity.
The former owner, an eccentric single white man who had lived there in semiseclusion for 10 years, didn't help sell the place. To pay the mortgage, he'd sold off pieces of the house -- doorknobs, faucets, fireplace bricks -- at local flea markets. He'd placed cheap wooden lattice over all the windows as a nearly useless security measure and lived with a single toilet and no shower or bath -- and, as an S/M practitioner, he had left various hooks and accoutrements in the ceiling of his bedroom.
To top it off, all the restoration was done over 25 years on a nurse's salary. |
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Dept. of Small Wonders
DAYTIME JUPITER: Jupiter is bright enough to see in broad daylight--if you know where to look. Today you can find it using the moon as a "landmark." The quarter moon and Jupiter are only a few degrees apart. Scan around the moon with a pair of binoculars, and you might be surprised to see Jupiter pop out of the bright blue background.
Remember folks, you're looking at the MOON, not the SUN. |
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Monday, December 15, 2003 |
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Dept. of How I Spent My Sunday
(click on the graphic to see a BiG version) |
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Dept. of Corporate Jackboots
Yet another example of how corporations fear free speech and will do anything to control the discourse. In other words, if it isn't an ad or marketing collateral, shut the fuck up and spend money, you criminals.
Jason Schultz, a staff attorney with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, said Miramax got its facts wrong when it targeted Pollard.
'Zacktly. |
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Dept. of New Ideas
Bone Conduction Cell Phone (Nikkei BP). Japanese will get to buy the world's first cell phone using bone conduction technology. [Nippon Goro Goro]
Think this'll catch on like Side Talkin'? |
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Dept. of Good News Never Lasts
3:10:49 PM |
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NPR Extends Its Brand, Adding Wine to Tote Bag. National Public Radio, oddly enough, is offering a selection of NPR-branded wines. By Nat Ives. [New York Times: Business] How, um, cheezy.
The new NPR Vintage Collection is being produced for NPR by Signature Wines, a company that offers custom labeling for businesses and individuals, and it includes several varieties, sparkling to merlot, from California vineyards like Franciscan Oakville Estates and Ravenswood. If listeners tire of placing repeated orders, they can join the new NPR Wine Club and receive monthly packages of one NPR-labeled wine and one non-NPR wine. As in, wine, cheese, NPR.
What next, FoxNEWS branded bourbon? |
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Dept. of Punk As... Oh, what the hell. Seems like everyone else in my corner of Blogistan is doing it, so why not?
Of course, if I was really Punk, I would buck the trend and not do what Adam and jb and Melp have done, which is post this quiz on their blogs.
But the Quiz says I'm Punk, so dammit, I'm punk. And besides, the guy in the photo is an Osterberg, too. |
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Dept. of Apple Bytes
A ringing endorsement of Apple's latest OS.
The Panther interface gets back to basics
Obviously, the correspondent didn't have a Fire Wire hard drive to mess up. |
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Yakuza-Shootout (Kyodo). A shootout among yakuza in Saitama-ken today leaves five gangsters dead. [Nippon Goro Goro]
Keeping current on Yakuza news. |
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Sunday, December 14, 2003 |
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Dept. of Buddies
Click to make BiG. |
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Dept. of Printing Click the photo to download the movie. (.mov 775K)
movie and music by maggie |
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Dept. of It's What's For Dinner
Mmmmmmeatloaf. |
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Dept. of Birdwatching Click to make BiG.
G'night, all. |


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