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Wednesday, September 1, 2004 |
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Dept. of Prognostication
"Some people have called Iraq a mess. Mess? What mess? How dare you question the most patriotic president in the history of this great, ass-kicking-take-no-prisoners-and-if-you-do-torture-them nation under God?!?!?! I supposed you'd rather live under Saddam's rule? This country is the greatest in the world and we're going to make sure it stays that way by eliminating taxes for anyone who makes more than $250,000 a year! That's right! Once you've made it, you've got it made! And all that money that would have gone to feeding worthless whore junkies will instead go to the corporations that make America GREAT!!!! WAVE THE FLAG!!!!! Also, I will send the homos back to Africa. Thank you."
Of course, other folks have had different revelations. |
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Dept. of Blowing Whistles
I reckon that this is a don't-miss-this-bit-of-history broadcast.
With Barnes now being featured in a sit-down interview with "60 Minutes," the highly rated CBS news magazine, reporters may finally be forced to address the consistent curiosities of Bush's National Guard record. Such as why, after nearly a decade of sifting through military records, neither Bush nor his team of longtime advisors can piece together a coherent explanation for his whereabouts, particularly after April 1972 when Bush inexplicably stopped flying and moved to Alabama, failed to take his physical exam, was grounded by his superiors, and by all accounts failed to show up for weekend training for months at a time. Bush received an honorable discharge in 1973 in order to attend Harvard Business School. Bush supporters insist the honorable discharge proves his service was above reproach. But military legal experts note honorable discharges, particularly in the early '70s as the Vietnam War was winding down, do not indicate unblemished military records.
Brought to you by A Swift Kick In The Ass For Truth. |
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Dept. of Opression So let me get this right- Kansas has locked up a young man for being gay and retarded?
Reprinted by Permission: KS Supreme Court Hears Appeal of Gay Teen. In the ongoing saga of Matthew Limon, sentenced to 17 years in prison for having gay sex, the Kansas Supreme Court is hearing the ACLU appeal on his behalf...
What The Fuck?!?!? |
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Dept. of Residential Matters Eye see action figures.
The eyes have it. David Pescovitz: 1:46:24 PM |
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'Nuff said.
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On eBay, a box of twenty SFX artificial eyeballs.


