Yes, just like Howard Stern, we love, love, love, love, love LESBIANS!!!

Two HOT items for y'all here. First, The Medium Lobster (Thanks, David!) has a solution to the whole "Mary Cheney Problem":

The Final And Ultimate Solution To The National Crisis Of Dick Cheney's Gay Daughter

This is not merely Mary's dilemma. This is the dilemma of millions of open lesbians across America: how to utterly conceal their existence from view. The solution must be simple, yet effective. It must wall all lesbians up in utter darkness, away from all sight. Like a closet, if you will.

Fortunately, associates of the Medium Lobster have already prepared such a solution in a comfortable, full-body garment able to easily bury any trace of a lesbian's sexuality beneath yards of cloth. They call it the Lesburka, and the Medium Lobster is confident that its use on Mary Cheney and lesbians across the country will restore the pride of Dick and Lynne in a heartbeat.

Better get those Lesburkas to Oklahoma, PRONTO!

HOT TEEN LESBO SEX "RAMPANT" IN OKLAHOMA HIGH SCHOOLS!!!!!

Oh my stars and garters! It must be all that estrogen-enhanced beef they eat.

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Hard Working George

Sim Sadler boils Dubya's debate rhetoric down to essentials. (Requires QuickTime) Video mash-up!

Because as you can see, being George is hard work:

In Iraq Chaos, Uphill Struggle to Bring Power. There is increasing pressure on the Bush administration to show that the rebuilding effort is making progress. By By JAMES GLANZ. [The New York Times > Home Page]

And it doesn't look like it's going to be getting any easier anytime soon:

Bombs Kill U.S. Servicemen; Five Churches Are Attacked. The scattered violence on the first weekend of Ramadan, the monthlong Muslim holiday, also included a bombing at a hospital in Baghdad that killed one person. By By RICHARD A. OPPEL Jr. [The New York Times > Home Page]

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