What The Hell Am I Doing Here?
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Saturday, January 31, 2004 |
Little girl, big cat.5:49:34 PM |
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Rover Appears to Find 2nd Hint of Past Water. The Mars rover Opportunity appears to have located the iron oxide that was the motivation for sending it to a broad plain near the planet's equator. By Kenneth Chang. [New York Times: Science]
Exciting news! |
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Friday, January 30, 2004 |
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Dept. of Hate
DAMN YOU, ATMOSPHERE!!! |
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Dept. of Way Out On A Shoestring
Link props to juliebeth |
It was all a joke.
"I have been feeling a little guilty about causing so many people out there to have nightmares, depression and sickness from my little joke. The reaction of people word wide has blown me away. I never intended for such a thing to happen." 5:20:47 PM |
Another photo of the exploding whale, from Yahoo News.
From the looks of the guy in the corner, things don't smell very good at all. |
For sale: NOTHING!11:43:37 AM |
Oligopy Watch on the new Thought Police:
US copyright law is increasingly used to strangle the free exchange of information and move creativity into corporate-controlled veal pens of thought and expression, and DRM schemes only look to accelerate this trend.
The result has been almost no work entering the public domain. Even worse has been the mad scramble by entities like music companies, photo archives, and book publishers to snatch up the rights of anything they can get their hands on. In addition, states the article.
You can't fight back, if you don't know you're being screwed. |
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Dept. of Archives
Ah, 1996. |
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Dept. of May I Help You Find Something?
It's in my sidebar, just down a bit from the list of fine blogs. |
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Thursday, January 29, 2004 |
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Dept. of Window on My World
Guitars first, of course. |
Bush Aide Leads White House Offensive on Iraqi Weapons. While acknowledging intelligence-gathering shortcomings, Condoleezza Rice insisted that President Bush had had no real choice but to invade Iraq. By David Stout. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]Horseshit.
Dr. Rice insisted that Mr. Bush had had no real choice but to invade Iraq. "The president's judgment to go to war was based on the fact that Saddam Hussein had for 12 years defied the international community, refused to account for large stockpiles of weapons," she said in an interview with Matt Lauer on NBC's "Today" program. "Nobody could count on the good will of Saddam Hussein to tell us that he did not have anthrax or botulinum toxin. He didn't even try.'
But Condi, my dear, that's a far cry from the "Imminent Threat" of the Yellow Cake Sate Of The Union. Lies followed by lies. |
Soyuz launches Progress spacecraft to ISS. A Soyuz booster launched a Progress cargo spacecraft Thursday on a mission to the International... [spacetoday.net]Y'all remember the ISS, right? NASA has pretty much abandoned it to the Russians.
The head of Russia's space program, Yury Koptev, has also expressed frustration that the United States has yet to give a date for the resumption of U.S. shuttle flights to the International Space Station. A U.S. Space Agency's web site says the next shuttle flight won't take place before mid-September.
Nothing like a Bush announcing a Mars program to really screw up the U.S. manned space program. |
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Dept. of Idiots
G5-to-PC modding. This guy's parents gave him a dual-CPU Mac G5 for Christmas, which wouldn't run any of his Windows apps, so he gutted the box and installed the guts of a PC, then donated the Mac parts to a friend who is going to try to jam them into his old G3 chassis. Oy.
UPDATE: It was all a joke, actually.
From Andy the "G5 Killer":
Are the pictures real? Yes.
Is it my own G5 case that has been cut and hacked? Yes.
Did I give away two G5 2GHz processors (IBM PC 970)? No!
So what happened?
I got a free G5 shell from a buddy of mine and pulled a prank on a Mac loving friend. He got so upset. I wrote up a little story, my imagination and warped sense of humor kicked in. I sent it to OC.com just to see the reaction. I honestly didn't think it was going to be posted. I cannot believe how fast or how far it has spread on the internet. There are an amazing number of people who are emotionally attached to inanimate objects such as computers. Mac fans seem to be much worse that I ever expected. The G5 is amazing, I would never dream of really doing that ;)
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Dept. of Awakewnings NASA's troubled teen of a Mars rover, Spirit, is back in communication with Earth and sending photos to JPL.
Click on the photo at right to make it BiG. |
Jon Carroll nails the Bush administration's real agenda.It's impossible to not sound apocalyptic, because, well, Bu$hCo is all about The Apocalypse.
3) Iraq is a fine launching point for the planned Christian missionary infiltration of the last great heathen empire.
God help us all, that is if He isn't too busy making Haliburton even more wealthy and powerful. |
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Prestige or Pixels? By David Pogue. [New York Times: Technology] Or, "Size matters!"
"Oh, I don't care about all that," she said. "I just want to get him a really huge plasma."
Sort of sums up America's Supersized attitude towards everything. |
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Wednesday, January 28, 2004 |
Social Nets Not Making Friends. As the number of social networking services like Friendster continues to swell, the technorati are pushing back. An antisocial backlash is afoot. By Leander Kahney. [Wired News]I vant! To be!
ALONE!!! |
To paraphrase Yosemite Sam:
"I hates WINTER!" |
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Dept. of Natural History (explosives division)
Man, this story has it all: sperm, cars, explosions! It's the feel-good hit of the season! Well, except for the whale. And maybe those folks who have to smell it.
Local news reports showed a number of people who had gathered to take photographs of the whale before it exploded in Tainan City, as well as residents and shop owners following the explosion. Many were wearing gauze-masks and trying to clean up the spilled blood and the entrails with brushes and brooms.
Well, you can't have everything. |
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DPRK-Fine Dining (AP). A semi-clandestine eating out guide for Pyongyang is circulating among foreigners in the capital of the Stalinist state, but, so far, no Michelin stars. [Nippon Goro Goro]
"I'll have the Ill-Jong Chicken, please." |
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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 |
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Dept. of Che What?
Props to Adam for the link. |
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Dept. of Disoveries
Exciting news! |
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Big-Time props to Boing Boing, who pointed us to this:
Stunning political advocacy Flash.. 12:29:22 PM |
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Dept. of More Workplace Safety
This page on office safety is just priceless. The photo illustrations are downright Brentian in their obvious genius. |
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Dept. of Workplace Safety
I know how Spirit feels; a filing cabinet nearly crippled me the other day when I tried to move it.
"We have lots and lots of files on the spacecraft." 10:48:20 AM |
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frangible: Dictionary.com Word of the Day. frangible [Dictionary.com Word of the Day]
"The frangible justification for the war in Iraq became even moreso with the resignation of David Kay." |
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Mydoom spreading as fast as Sobig. The latest e-mail computer virus could be worse than last year's Sobig worm which infected millions of computers. [BBC News | Technology | UK Edition] Please note:
Thousands of e-mails triggered by the worm, which only affects computers using Microsoft Windows, were bombarding networks within hours of its discovery on Monday. Windows only? I'm shocked. OK, not really. But this part is certainly novel:
"But it also seems it will attempt to perform a denial of service attack on SCO from 1 February to the 12th," said Mr Hogan.
When will it be the RIAA's turn, I wonder? |
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Monday, January 26, 2004 |
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Dept. of Telecommunications
Five ways I tend to feel after speaking with Sprint's Customer ServiceFrom 5ives
Link props to Boing Boing Blog |
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Dept. of Regime Change
Oh, yeah, I trust them. This is the same Federal Government that brought us the USAPATRIOT act and Operation Iraqi Freedom (also known as "Kill Your Sons And Daughters For Haliburton") |
Sci-Fi Is a Splash at Sundance. Science-fiction films make a big impression at this year's Sundance Film Festival. Computer-generated imagery and grad students' physics projects help express the dark side of science. Jason Silverman reports from Park City, Utah. [Wired News]I have seen the future and it is cheap, fast and hella cool.
Primer follows a pair of young scientists working in their garage who create a device with great moneymaking possibilities -- and some time-bending side effects. Shot and edited for $7,000,Primer is surely one of the cheapest sci-fi films ever made. It's also as tense and atmospheric as most studio movies, and far more distinctive.
I can't wait to see these pictures. Hope they make it to The Ross, so I can see them. |
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Micro$oft News: Teen gets Xbox for MikeRoweSoft. A Canadian teenager has agreed to hand over his website to Microsoft in exchange for a goodie bag. [BBC News | Technology | UK Edition] ...and this item: Microsoft creator to be knighted. Bill Gates is to receive an honorary knighthood from the Queen for his contribution to enterprise in the UK. [BBC News | Technology | UK Edition]
I wonder if Lizzie got an Xbox, too? |
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Dept. of Candy Apple Grey Hey! Cool!
But man, if he can't afford the $49.00 for iLife (with GarageBand), then that's really, really depressing. |
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Sunday, January 25, 2004 |
Blunkett's softer line on cannabis 'not enough'. David Blunkett, the Home Secretary, should go further than this week's legal downgrading of cannabis and decriminalise or legalise the drug, according to a survey for The Telegraph. [Telegraph News | Front Page News]
Chillin', mon. |
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Dept of w00t!
Pop on over and have a listen to what folks are doing with Apple 's cool new way to make music. |
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Dept. of A Window On My World
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Dept. of Says What It Does; Does What It Says
I couldn't have said it better myself. |
Opportunity transmits first images. The Mars rover Opportunity has taken the first images of its landing site...[spacetoday.net]Welcome to Mars!
The spacecraft, which landed in the Meridiani Planum region of Mars early Sunday, sent back over 75 black-and-white and color images of the landing site taken within a few hours of landing. Unlike Gusev Crater, the region where Opportunity's twin Spirit landed three weeks ago, the landscape is not littered with rocks and shows few major terrain features. A panoramic image of the landing site does show an unusual rock outcropping that scientists think may be the first accessible bedrock feature seen on the planet. The surface also has a darker color than see in other landing sites. "Opportunity has touched down in a bizarre, alien landscape," said principal investigator Steven Squyres.
Well, duh. |
Little girl, big cat.
Another photo of the
Oligopy Watch on the new Thought Police:
I've added the ability to search my weblog's archives via Google search. Natch:
Stuff is getting unpacked and set up....


To paraphrase


I thought the WHOLE POINT of a guillotine was to cause serious injury, especially when used carefully.







