What The Hell Am I Doing Here?

  Wednesday, March 17, 2004


A picture named vacation.jpg ON VACATION

See y'all in a week or so, after I get back from Austin, TX.

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  Tuesday, March 16, 2004


Rumsfeld Caught Lying, Yet Again, On "Face the Nation." But This Time, a Journalist Actually Threw It In His Face.

Check it out:

SCHIEFFER: Well, let me just ask you this. If they did not have these weapons of mass destruction, though, granted all of that is true, why then did they pose an immediate threat to us, to this country?

Sec. RUMSFELD: Well, you're the--you and a few other critics are the only people I've heard use the phrase `immediate threat.' I didn't. The president didn't. And it's become kind of folklore that that's--that's what's happened. The president went...

SCHIEFFER: You're saying that nobody in the administration said that.

Sec. RUMSFELD: I--I can't speak for nobody--everybody in the administration and say nobody said that.

SCHIEFFER: Vice president didn't say that? The...

Sec. RUMSFELD: Not--if--if you have any citations, I'd like to see 'em.

Mr. FRIEDMAN: We have one here. It says `some have argued that the nu'--this is you speaking--`that the nuclear threat from Iraq is not imminent, that Saddam is at least five to seven years away from having nuclear weapons. I would not be so certain.'

Sec. RUMSFELD: And--and...

Mr. FRIEDMAN: It was close to imminent.

Sec. RUMSFELD: Well, I've--I've tried to be precise, and I've tried to be accurate. I'm s--suppose I've...

Mr. FRIEDMAN: `No terrorist state poses a greater or more immediate threat to the security of our people and the stability of the world and the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq.'

Sec. RUMSFELD: Mm-hmm. It--my view of--of the situation was that he--he had--we--we believe, the best intelligence that we had and other countries had and that--that we believed and we still do not know--we will know.



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If i was a serial killer i would be Ted Bundy.

In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar.

After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy accepted prison, acquired a new name and started his killing spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not before taking the lives of 3 more women.

Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped, beaten and sodomized.

kill count: 30+
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  Sunday, March 14, 2004


The Week-By-Week Archive of What The Hell Am I Doing Here?

Says what it does; does what it says.

The archives, one week at a time!

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Dept. of Shamless Plugs

A picture named legoland.jpg HEY!

Go listen to my new song, sung entirely in Legolashian by my friend, Tööct Cløcckt!

A Legoland Folksong (Sung in the Legolashian language)

And be sure to take a look and listen around MacIdol, the grooviest GarageBand site around!

If the streaming MP3 link won't work for you, a regular MP3 can be found at my MacIdol site.

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A picture named cowboy.jpg Kerry demands debates with Bush. Presidential hopeful John Kerry challenges the US leader to debate, but a Bush spokesman rejects the call. [BBC News | News Front Page | UK Edition]

Gee, what a surprise.

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Marine killed in 'friendly fire'. A Royal Marine believed to have been killed by Iraqis, died under friendly fire, the Ministry of Defence says. [BBC News | News Front Page | UK Edition]

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Updated: Let's reform SXSW's no-photos, no-electricity policies. Update: jonl says, "They changed the rule - people can plug in. They just told me to announce it on my 11am panel. Yay!"

At SXSW, every speakers' table has this sign on it: NO UNAUTHORIZED VIDEOTAPING OR PHOTOGRAPHY IS ALLOWED IN PANEL ROOMS AS A COURTESY TO SPEAKERS.

This is a really silly idea, one that violates the burgeoning norm of tech conferences, which is to aggressively capture and retransmit the happenings at conferences as they are underway, and I think that we should do something about it.

Every speaker should open her or his panel or talk with the following:

[First, pick up sign and place it face down on the table]

I am hereby authorizing you to take as many pictures and video of this presentation as you care to. I have travelled a great distance, at great expense, to say something and be heard. I would be deeply grateful to you for helping me to spread what I have to say.

I would be further grateful if your photos and videos of this presentaiton were distributed as widely as possible under a Creative Commons license.

Thank you.

If speakers forget to do this, someone in the audience should stand up at the start of the proceedings and say, "That sign says we're not allowed to take photos and videos without your permission. We'd like to share what you have to say with others -- may we have your permission to do so?"

There's another problem at SXSW, which is that the conference center charges an arm and a leg to conference organizers who want to use the AC outlets in the hallways. SXSW doesn't have an arm and a leg to spare, so they haven't paid the extortionate sum.

The result of this is that red-jacketed "security guards" spend all their time going around, ordering paying attendees -- again, people who have travelled to Austin at great personal expense -- to unplug their laptops from the wall or face a $90 fine. This is the mingiest, rottenest way to make conference attendees feel welcome, and again, we should do something about it.

The Austin Convention and Visitors Bureau's email address is visitorcenter@austintexas.org, and their phone number is (800)926-2282.

Is there anyone from the Austin papers reading this? It would be grand to put someone from the convention center management on the spot about this: "Did you really pay your staff to walk the corridors of the conference center and order working people who had plugged in their laptops so that they could keep up with their jobs while visiting Austin to unplug or face a fine? Do you always do this? Is this in keeping with your remit as an ambassador for Austin to our visitors?"

I have a great time at SXSW every year, and the conference organizers do a tremendous job of putting on a show. But someone needs to take the conference center management to task for this unacceptable policy. Link [Boing Boing]



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Bombs Kill 4 U.S. Soldiers in Baghdad. Two separate roadside bomb blasts in Baghdad killed four U.S. soldiers, the U.S. Army said on Sunday. By Reuters. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]

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Attack in Israeli Port Kills at Least 9; Talks Called Off. Two Palestinian suicide attackers hit the Israeli seaport of Ashdod today, killing nine Israelis and wounding at least 18. By The Associated Press. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]

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Spanish Vote Is Overshadowed by Grief and Bomb Investigation. The vote comes three days after the worst terrorist attack in Spanish history and hours after new evidence that Al Qaeda was to blame. By Doreen Carvajal, International Herald Tribune. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]

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