What The Hell Am I Doing Here?

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Dept. of Potables

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (150), and liquor (113).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender :

You scored higher than 88% on proof

You scored higher than 97% on beer index

You scored higher than 97% on wine index

You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
Via Julie

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Fast Food Nation

A picture named finger_food.jpg That's NOT what I meant by "Finger food!"

Best quote:

"This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it," said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. "Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."

Pshaw!

The question now is at what point in the food-to-table chain did the offending digit join the party.

6:20:26 PM leave/read comments []

Maggie Osterberg Living Will

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I TO BE PUT ON A FEEDING TUBE. IF MY BRAIN IS DEAD, SO AM I. LET ME GO.

THANK YOU.

Supreme Court Rejects Request to Reinsert Feeding Tube. Also today, a Florida judge ruled against new efforts by Gov. Jeb Bush and Florida's social services agency to intervene. By By ABBY GOODNOUGHand MARIA NEWMAN. [NYT > Home Page]

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