What The Hell Am I Doing Here?
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Friday, March 25, 2005
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Dept. of What It Is
| You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
"Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."
"It is up to you to give [life] a meaning."
--Jean-Paul Sartre
"It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth."
--Blaise Pascal
More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...
Existentialism | | 100% | Hedonism | | 95% | Justice (Fairness) | | 70% | Utilitarianism | | 65% | Strong Egoism | | 55% | Nihilism | | 40% | Kantianism | | 25% | Apathy | | 10% | Divine Command | | 0% |
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.02) created with QuizFarm.com |
Eh, how like life.
Via Hayden
1:22:24 PM
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Thursday, March 24, 2005
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Dept. of Potables
Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (150), and liquor (113). |
| All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
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You scored higher than 88%
on proof
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You scored higher than 97%
on beer index
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You scored higher than 97%
on wine index
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You scored higher than 99%
on liquor index
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Via Julie
6:30:22 PM
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Fast Food Nation
That's NOT what I meant by "Finger food!"
Best quote:
"This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it," said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. "Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."
Pshaw!
The question now is at what point in the food-to-table chain did the offending digit join the party.
6:20:26 PM
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Maggie Osterberg Living Will
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I TO BE PUT ON A FEEDING TUBE. IF MY BRAIN IS DEAD, SO AM I. LET ME GO.
THANK YOU.
Supreme Court Rejects Request to Reinsert Feeding Tube. Also today, a Florida judge ruled against new efforts by Gov. Jeb Bush and Florida's social services agency to intervene. By By ABBY GOODNOUGHand MARIA NEWMAN. [NYT > Home Page]
6:04:45 PM
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