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Monday, April 2, 2007 |
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Dept. of Diversions
First up, my (almost) constant companion for over forty years (YIKES!~), the very first toy I was ever given, my teddy bear, "Baby ." Given to me sometime between my first and second birthday by my Aunt Mary (who would die of cancer a couple of years later), Baby was originally covered with light brown fur (I think! It might have been an all-fabric bear) and had a music box in his back. Over the years our steadfast companionship took a toll on Baby; teddy bears are not really meant to be outside toys, you know.
So, after a few years a very threadbare bear was sent away to my Grandma Osterberg to be "re-covered" with terrycloth. I don't know anything about her decision making process, but somehow she decided that a green bathtowel was just thing to revitalize my little stuffed friend and Baby came back to me looking like some sort of gamma-irradiated BearHulk!
Baby got the Bruce Banner/Grandma treatment several more times until I was finaly convinced that "it just wasn't healthy for Baby anymore." My once-again threadbare bear (now with contrasting embrodiery for eyes and a mouth) was sent off to grandma's one last time, to be outfitter with a set of protective coveralls that he's worn to this day. |
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Dept. of American Pride (Mostly) News Clusters
First off, Sp3ccylad on the increasing difficulty of becoming an American and how it's all worth it.
The cost of becoming American. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free; And your cash. Especially your cash." BoingBoing looks at some govermental self-love, from the shadiest of shady three-letter organizations, the NRO.
Declassified NRO video: Forty Years of Reconnaissance. David Pescovitz:Information wants to be free, but it'll cost you thirty cents extra.
Word of the day: says what it does, does what it says.
arriviste: Dictionary.com Word of the Day. arriviste: an upstart. [Dictionary.com Word of the Day] And now, one of my favorite new arrivals, Larry "Senior Black Correspondant" Wilmore.
They Call Me Mister Correspondent. Larry Wilmore, one of the newer fake reporters on “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,” stakes out his comic targets with the glee and democracy of a kid in a candy store. By FELICIA R. LEE. [NYT > Arts]
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